March 2012
The time when Pierre said he'd eat Chuck first.
2008
Interviewer (*cough* me *cough*): If you were lost on a deserted island and had nothing to eat and had to survive, which band member would you eat first?
Pierre: Probably Jeff because he's got more meat.
Jeff: That's so wrong! I could be useful to you!
Pierre: True. Chuck... cause he would just whine.. Chuck would be useless.
Jeff: The problem with Chuck is he's a smart guy, but he's not street smart. So on an island...
David: He'd die, He would die on an island.
Pierre: We would eat him first.
2010
Me: Speaking of LOST...When I interviewed Pierre in Prague, on the question which band member would be eaten first if you guys were on a deserted island, Pierre said they would eat you first. I thought I would give you the heads up.
Chuck: Thank you very much for the heads up. It might come useful one day.
February 2012
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
“Os meus ciúmes eram intensos, mas curtos. Com pouco derrubaria tudo. Mas, com o...”
– Dom Casmurro. (via japandthebirds)
